Marrying a Chartered Accountant : FUN STORY


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   Marrying a Chartered Accountant 

When I told my mom that I wanted a professional woman as my wife, she got me one; a Chartered Accountant.

She uses LIFO method while taking out the refrigerated food.

She thinks I am no good at figure work. Fine with me, for now she handles the budget of the house.

Initially she used to send me a bill at the month end, but when I told her that I am not her client but her husband, she asks for the money in advance.

The expenses had been rising steadily over the months, so one day I snooped into the papers maintained in a current file.

No wonder! She was charging conveyance and overtime to the house budget. She is crazy, I tell her but she corrects me.

“No my darling, I am the auditor.”

I fail to see the light. Every scrap of the paper in our house is filed.

She tells me as per some Ordinance she must keep a copy of every thing for at least ten years before destroying it.

I am worried. The other day we had an hour-long fight. Later, I got to know that she had charged that hour to a client of hers, in the time sheet. My time was put down as unoccupied.

She says that she loves me and I tell her that I love her too. However, she never believes me.

She says that there is susceptibility of it being a misstatement. Duh! She wants my representation on this & Expert opinion of some Expert!

Not a long time back my brother’s wedding was to be solemnized. Wedding cards had been sent. After some time I started receiving a steady trickle of letters.

I was puzzled until my wife explained that external evidence was more reliable.

She had called for confirmations from all those to whom cards were sent. When she cooks, my wife at times does not go by recipe.

Where the recipe says add half-teaspoon vinegar, one tsp black salt or one teacup of water, she ignores them.

She says that they are not material when taken in context of whole meal being prepared. She is crazy, I tell you.
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Surprisingly everybody calls her an auditor, instead. I checked the dictionary and it did not state that auditor is a synonym for crazy.

The dictionary must be outdated. When we got married, she had given me an Engagement Letter and I Had said how cute-how sweet.

Now she gives it to me every year saying that her standards state that it must be sent anew if there is any indication that I have misunderstood the objective and scope of engagement.

Huh! Apart from sending me the engagement letter once again she says I can’t get rid off her just like that.

She says that she has the right of being heard before I appoint some one else.

It seems I must keep reading one local and another English newspaper published and circulated in the vicinity of our house for more details.

Phew! For a minute, I thought that we had jeopardized our going concern status.

Duh! Dare I say so?? I am told by one of my female colleagues who is married to a CA that the scenario is even worse when the guy is a CA.

Apparently he capitalised the wedding expenses as preliminary expenses and is writing it off every year.

Also the time he spent dating his wife before marrying her is still under consideration for valuation under AS-26…valuation of intangible assets.

So guys please think twice….should u really marry a CA? And yes please discount it by the appropriate rate to arrive at the present value of the risk of doing so !!!

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CA students will be permitted to change Exam centre/group/medium from May 2014 Exams onwards.


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It is seen that candidates while filling the exam forms ( either online or physical) do not
exercise reasonable care and commit errors. This creates lots of difficulties for them as
well as the office at Admit Card stage and thereafter.
With a view to provide them an additional opportunity to rectify errors, if any,
committed while filling up the exam forms, in the fields centre, group and medium, an
online “Correction Window” is being put in place with effect from the examination for
May 2014 onwards.
Thus, “Correction Window” is a platform in the on line exam form submission process,
where candidates can view and correct errors, if any, committed by them while
submitting the exam form, in the fields, centre, group and medium opted.
The terms and conditions in this regard are as follows:
1. This facility is available at http://icaiexam.icai.org, from 10.00 a.m. of 19.03.2014
to 5.30 p.m. of 25.03.2014.
2. This facility is available only to those who had submitted their exam forms online.
3. This window is not for fresh submission of exam forms and is meant only for
correction of errors if any, in the exam forms already submitted.
4. Candidates can access the portal by entering the following details, as filled in by
them in their exam application forms:
 Bar code number/control number printed on their online exam form
 PIN ( i.e. the four digit number of their choice which they had filled in their exam
forms) and
 Date of birth.
5. Following details, submitted by the candidates in their online examination
application form will be displayed on the screen.
 Name of the candidate
 Registration number and
 Group/medium/centre opted
6. Candidates will be permitted to enter changes if any, in any of the following three
fields only:

 City opted. ( Change from domestic centre to centre abroad is not permitted)
 Group opted ( Change from single group to both groups is not permitted)
 Medium opted
In other words, no fresh payment of exam fees or refund of exam fees already paid
will be permitted on account of correction of groups, made in this process.
7. A change may include change of centre/group/medium either jointly or severally.
8. Candidate will not be permitted to make any corrections/changes to any
other field.
9. The requests should be made by the student and not by anyone on his/her behalf.
10. Corrections, once submitted, cannot be changed thereafter.
11. The facility will be available free of cost.
12. The candidate should upload scanned copy of a handwritten application in
this regard, duly signed by him, seeking the corrections required.
13. Those candidates ( who had submitted their exam forms online) and who might
have already submitted a handwritten request for change of centre/group/medium,
are advised to submit such request/s, online, through this Correction Window,
once again. Changes sought through the Correction Window will be treated as
final.
14. Admit cards will be issued based on the examination application form and the
correction received till the correction window closes.
15. Those who had submitted physical OMR exam forms and seeking corrections in
the fields mentioned above and any other correction like registration number,
name spelling etc may contact the exam department at:
 Final candidates: final_examhelpline@icai.in
 Intermediate (IPC) candidates: intermediate_examhelpline@icai.in
Candidates are requested to take advantage of this facility and correct errors if any,
committed while filling the exam form.

 

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